Naturally, being a bit of a bully, I pressed for more details. Inside the park homer - you score..only because she was drunk. Ejected from the game - fatal heart attack during sex.
So I started cheering and hooting and doing the wave, and being the honest guy he is, he 'fessed up and told me that he had not, in fact, had sexual intercourse with this particular woman. Anyway, my brother was forced to admit that he hadn't the foggiest notion of what each of the "bases" represented. Caught stealing second - you get kneed in the groin.
I personally have fallen in love twice in my life, way quicker than a third date.
I’m sitting on Cal Train waiting for the train to start moving, and to kill some time I open up Tinder. Slightly before first base: Downloading Star Trek fanfiction and replacing Riker's name with your Crush's. Between the pitcher and second base: Using the scroll thingy on that one Apple mouse. A line traveling across the second to third baseline, and towards home plate: The orgasm line. Left outfield: Retrograde wheelbarrow.)) ((The following are dashed lines: A region along the line from first to second base: The Boring Zone. Woman: You should try crossing the pitcher's mound. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.